"Cart cart virtue, where in toptails lieth the pop-poppicorns?"   -Anthony Burgess
I like reading, camping, hiking, cats, paintball, wine, cheese, beer, cooking, gadgets, electronic instruments, and Mexico. I don't watch TV, listen to the radio, read the paper or keep up on entertainment news. I have aspergers. I like movies, geography, history, music, science, technology and the human condition. I play old video games. I've worked in R&D, IT, medicine, electrical and mechanical systems. I get crippling migraines. I backhand midgets. I brew beer, play chess and other strategy board games, and make or collect items that display a quality of wu. I'm always right. I've nearly died. I like smoking hookah. I was born in the year of the dragon. I listen instead of talk. I've been in a fight with a pimp(hi Ashley!) I am the very model of forbearance. I like boba, coffee, root beer malts, indian, thai, vietnamese soup and ethiopian food. I am not a salesman. I can fix, repair, build, wire, jury-rig, program, interface, sterilize, sharpen, straighten, rescue, drink, analyze, operate, clean, strengthen, drive, diagnose, mill, fly, spell, polish, triage, adjust, shoot, plan, service, comprehend, handle, tweak, solve, pick, circumvent, or ride an awful lot of things. I have a lot of flashlights. I have 2812 characters remaining.